Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Things I've noticed while observing moron Penguins fans that I really don't care about.

Everyone and their mothers, fathers, Grandmothers, okay you get the point, hates the Senators & Buffalo. Why? Some people say it's the fans, the players, I say it's because they hear everyone else say it and it's the cool thing to do.

If the reason is the fans, then everyone would hate every other team because most fans for any team are douchebags towards people in the opponents jersey. If it's the players, then there is really no reason to hate Buffalo or the Sens (this year). I will agree in the past the Sens have been douchebags, but this year they have softened up and are quietly making their way towards 8th. Mathematically they aren't out of it and Clouston has them completely re-vamped.

A little 4-1-1 on the Sens since most people are too big of idiots to do their own research...

Ryan Shannon is making his presence known. He has scored some big goals for them and backchecks like he means business. He's an adorable little man, and I personally love him. You can thank him for his goal that beat the Rangers, yeah Shannon says "You're welcome Pittsburgh". Plus he wears a brown members only leather jacket from 1987. Did I mention he won the Cup with Anaheim? Not a big deal, really.


The boyfriends Spezza and Heatley, as always score most of the goals. You can't deny Heatley's talent. He is really good, as is Spezza. TheHockeyJunkies and I secretly think that Heatley promises Spezza a beaver tail per goal he scores. But hey, that's just a theory.

Jarkko Ruutu, sigh, as we know he went there in the off season. All I really have to say is Pen's fans booed him when he was here. Apparently they forgot that he actually wanted to stay here, but in the end Daddy Shero and Ruutu's ideas of contracts didn't see eye to eye. Oh yeah if you ever see this girl at the arena, snip her between the eyes. The 13 year old braces wearing girl doesn't even know what she just got herself into.



Brian Elliott whose past 5 starts have all been wins. Whatever.

As for Buffalo...

Really people think Pominville and Miller are jokes? Have you ever watched a Buffalo game? Probably not, because you're too busy with you're head stuck to far up your ass.

Right now the Sabres are struggling because Lalime is a joke. Hm weird. Miller in net, Sabres win. Miller out of net, Sabres lose. Not a joke.


Jason Pominville whom which Noodles loves, and will tell anyone why he is not a joke, go ahead, ask her.

Drew Stafford, which I've figured out most Pittsburgh fans don't even know he's alive, let alone play for the Sabres. He's having a pretty steady year and can score some amazing goals.


Derek Roy, leads them in points, is very Metro, and a skilled player.



Mike Card watch out for him, he's an up and coming defensemen, currently in the AHL.



Pens fans need to stay classy. This isn't Philly or Montreal. We don't boo our team, or jobbed our own players.

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