Saturday, February 28, 2009

I think I forgot I had a blog, woops.

So apparently I completely forgot I had a blog, whatevs. Things happen.

A lot has happened since I last blog.

-Therrien's firing.
-Bylsma to the potential rescue.
-Letang's 3 game bench.
-Letang back in the line up, (yayyyy!!).
-Ryan Whitney gets traded to...the Ducks, of all teams.
-Kunitz shows Pittsburgh what he can do, and we love it.
-SCOTT GOMEZ AND PATRICK LALIME ARE THE BANES OF MY EXISTENCE.

Dear Scott Gomez,

I never really liked you to begin with, and then you TAKE OUT RYAN MILLER AND GIVE HIM A HIGH ANKLE SPRAIN?!? W-T-F MAN?!

Sincerly,

Letude

Patrick Lalime is a freaking joke. Ugh, I can't even express how unimpressed I am with this whole situation.

Toews got his first career hatty, against the Pens. What a game. We had to give Noodles some Prozac to calm her down. Proudest moment of her life, probably.

Jordan Staal apparently does not want to get traded and had his best game since 1976. Him and Kunitz flirt like they are never going to see each other again. Cappy Bing better watch it, Staalzy potentially stole not only his winger, but was caught giving Kunitz "The face", we know what that means. If Kunitz goes out with a sore groin, we know what happened.

Gonch and Tanger or as I like to say, Gonch and Baby Gonch, on the point during the P.P. makes my live. Seriously. I'm euphoric when it's happening. Ask Noodles, she can atest to that.

On one last note

Ryan "Cutie" Shannon scored, he is one of the most adorable men ever.

Oh &...

JARKKO RUUTU FINALY SCORED!!!!! I swear it feels like that bitch hasn't scored since his amazingly sexual wrap around goal that I think I had a heart attack and an orgasm for at the same time.

2 comments:

  1. I can attest to it, that's a damn fact. And thank Saint Carey Price for the Prozac because I would not be alive after that game if it wasn't for the drugs.

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  2. Oh St. Carey Price is a godsend. We all know Price needs the ant-depressants more then anyone with all his crying stints. That was mean, true, but mean. We love Carey Price though so it's okay.

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