So apparently I completely forgot I had a blog, whatevs. Things happen.
A lot has happened since I last blog.
-Therrien's firing.
-Bylsma to the potential rescue.
-Letang's 3 game bench.
-Letang back in the line up, (yayyyy!!).
-Ryan Whitney gets traded to...the Ducks, of all teams.
-Kunitz shows Pittsburgh what he can do, and we love it.
-SCOTT GOMEZ AND PATRICK LALIME ARE THE BANES OF MY EXISTENCE.
Dear Scott Gomez,
I never really liked you to begin with, and then you TAKE OUT RYAN MILLER AND GIVE HIM A HIGH ANKLE SPRAIN?!? W-T-F MAN?!
Sincerly,
Letude
Patrick Lalime is a freaking joke. Ugh, I can't even express how unimpressed I am with this whole situation.
Toews got his first career hatty, against the Pens. What a game. We had to give Noodles some Prozac to calm her down. Proudest moment of her life, probably.
Jordan Staal apparently does not want to get traded and had his best game since 1976. Him and Kunitz flirt like they are never going to see each other again. Cappy Bing better watch it, Staalzy potentially stole not only his winger, but was caught giving Kunitz "The face", we know what that means. If Kunitz goes out with a sore groin, we know what happened.
Gonch and Tanger or as I like to say, Gonch and Baby Gonch, on the point during the P.P. makes my live. Seriously. I'm euphoric when it's happening. Ask Noodles, she can atest to that.
On one last note
Ryan "Cutie" Shannon scored, he is one of the most adorable men ever.
Oh &...
JARKKO RUUTU FINALY SCORED!!!!! I swear it feels like that bitch hasn't scored since his amazingly sexual wrap around goal that I think I had a heart attack and an orgasm for at the same time.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Another Kris Letang night in Pittsburgh.
Again it was the Tanger show, and I was overcome with joy. Along with every 40 year old man in Pittsburgh. I think Pittsburgh was almost flooded with the tears running down every Lemang's face. It's a scary, scary cult.
All I really have to say is it took this bitch 114 games to get a 2 goal night and then 10 days later he has another one. W-T-F. Whatever it's amazing. Maybe he'll get one against Detroit....
I think I'm being a little too optimistic with that, but hey a girl can dream can't she?
& The rest of the team, that's the hockey we crazy Penguin's fans know you can play. BRAVO.
Everyone brought their A game last night and it was beautiful.
Brooks Orpik killed the entire Columbus team.
Matt Cooke put his two cents in and destroyed a few lives as well.
Petr Sykora, whoa. What can I even say. He is the most adorable man alive.
LUCAAAAA almost had his 2cd NHL goal. So close, it's coming Luca, just wait.
The Flower AMAZING as always. His clutch "toe save" needs to be named after him.
It breaks my heart, and obviously Noodles as well that Mr. Goose was sent back down. At least he gets to play now, instead of sitting in the stupid box watching. Therrien called him a "victim of too many numbers". I can think of one defenceman I wouldn't mind seeing go and bringing Goose back up, but whatevs. Once Luca gets sent back down this gives us an excuse to make the long haul to WBS to see the boys. I cannot wait.
Tomorrow: Red Wings
Wednesday: Sharks
One word: Scary.
We are fully capable of beating both teams, let's just hope the entire team shows up, and not just one player.
P.S. Stafford scored tonight! & then Ottawa beat them! (Of course it couldn't be in regulation, but yeah) If this could happen everynight, where whomever I like scores, and then the other team that needs to beat them does, I will be happy.
All I really have to say is it took this bitch 114 games to get a 2 goal night and then 10 days later he has another one. W-T-F. Whatever it's amazing. Maybe he'll get one against Detroit....
I think I'm being a little too optimistic with that, but hey a girl can dream can't she?
& The rest of the team, that's the hockey we crazy Penguin's fans know you can play. BRAVO.
Everyone brought their A game last night and it was beautiful.
Brooks Orpik killed the entire Columbus team.
Matt Cooke put his two cents in and destroyed a few lives as well.
Petr Sykora, whoa. What can I even say. He is the most adorable man alive.
LUCAAAAA almost had his 2cd NHL goal. So close, it's coming Luca, just wait.
The Flower AMAZING as always. His clutch "toe save" needs to be named after him.
It breaks my heart, and obviously Noodles as well that Mr. Goose was sent back down. At least he gets to play now, instead of sitting in the stupid box watching. Therrien called him a "victim of too many numbers". I can think of one defenceman I wouldn't mind seeing go and bringing Goose back up, but whatevs. Once Luca gets sent back down this gives us an excuse to make the long haul to WBS to see the boys. I cannot wait.
Tomorrow: Red Wings
Wednesday: Sharks
One word: Scary.
We are fully capable of beating both teams, let's just hope the entire team shows up, and not just one player.
P.S. Stafford scored tonight! & then Ottawa beat them! (Of course it couldn't be in regulation, but yeah) If this could happen everynight, where whomever I like scores, and then the other team that needs to beat them does, I will be happy.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Players Spotlight: Drew Stafford and Luca Caputi
Drew Stafford
In the past 10 days he has had his second career hat trick and 2 more goals.
His last goal that he had was absolutely a beautiful solo effort.
Where does this goal rank on his "list", psh bitch please.
Reporters ask the dumbest questions.
Plus he loves Everytime I Die, how can I not love him?
Luca "Sidney" Caputi
I have loved him since we drafted him.
First NHL game/shift results in a goal. How can you not be impressed?
We (Noodles, Henrik, and I) Have officially dubbed him Luca "Sidney" Caputi. His intermission interview (which I cannot find anywhere) was adorable.
When asked to walk us through the goal he responded, "Well there I am on the ground and I just kept whacking away at it".
Or something to that effect.
Either way it was adorable.
Oh yeah. Thank you Malkin for picking up the entire team, throwing them onto your back and saying "Come the fuck on guys, this is pathetic" The Post has an article linking the Steelers and the Penguins efforts, and how Malkin lifted the Penguins up. Read for your pleasure here.
Pens v Columbus tonight.
Noodles is not happy due to the fact that Steve Mason isn't playing, and now with Goose being scratched I'm not sure how she will react. Hide your small children and fire arms, it could get messy.
I never say anything about the games because I leave the jinxing up to Steigy and Bobby Boy.
In the past 10 days he has had his second career hat trick and 2 more goals.
His last goal that he had was absolutely a beautiful solo effort.
Where does this goal rank on his "list", psh bitch please.
Reporters ask the dumbest questions.
Plus he loves Everytime I Die, how can I not love him?
Luca "Sidney" Caputi
I have loved him since we drafted him.
First NHL game/shift results in a goal. How can you not be impressed?
We (Noodles, Henrik, and I) Have officially dubbed him Luca "Sidney" Caputi. His intermission interview (which I cannot find anywhere) was adorable.
When asked to walk us through the goal he responded, "Well there I am on the ground and I just kept whacking away at it".
Or something to that effect.
Either way it was adorable.
Oh yeah. Thank you Malkin for picking up the entire team, throwing them onto your back and saying "Come the fuck on guys, this is pathetic" The Post has an article linking the Steelers and the Penguins efforts, and how Malkin lifted the Penguins up. Read for your pleasure here.
Pens v Columbus tonight.
Noodles is not happy due to the fact that Steve Mason isn't playing, and now with Goose being scratched I'm not sure how she will react. Hide your small children and fire arms, it could get messy.
I never say anything about the games because I leave the jinxing up to Steigy and Bobby Boy.
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