Penguins vs. King Henrik. Wait. Didn't we just do this?

The hockey world is finally back to normal.
The All Star weekend is in the past, and even though it was fun and hilarious, I'm ready for some real hockey. 7 days was a long time.

The final push for the playoffs will be a good one. Currently Pittsburgh is on the outside looking in. We need to win a majority of the games, but I know we can do it.

Cookie Monster is suspended for 2 games because of the Mellon Arena curse. Damn Hurricanes, who are you anyways? I may love Tuomo, Noodles may love Brandon Sutter, and yeah Cam Ward may play like Jesus Christ against us, but whatever. I think goalies enjoy playing like Jesus Christ against us. It was pretty much a bullshit suspension call, but whatevs, that's sports for you.

The WBS boyz are still here and in full force. 'Nough said.

I am forced to miss the game tonight because I had this wonderful idea to go to college, and like a good student, I go to my classes. But I am sure Noodles and Henrik will tape the game for me, and give me minute by minute text message updates because I am crazy and need to know everything right when it happens.

I swear if Goose is a healthy scratch I am personally launching a war against the coaches. LET THE BOY PLAY! I'm sure Noodles will try and burn down Mellon Arena too, so it's in their best interest to play him.

In other news, Ovechkin finally got a taste of his own medicine, and didn't like it too much.



I obviously didn't make this video, and unfortunately the only one I could find was made by an Ovechkin fan. I would never put "Alex Ovechkin Scary Fall". Mine would be more along the lines of "Bitch getting what he deserves" or "This is what you get for injurying half the NHL, bitch."

'Alex the Great' didn't seem too happy going down the runway. He decided he was going to be mister pouty pants and throw his equipment down. The only credit I can give him is he said "It was just a hockey moment -- it is OK," so all you Caps fans can now pull your panties out of the bunch they are in and breathe.

I wonder how other fans would fair being Penguins fans? Even if we lose we still see it in a positive light if no one got injured.

Oh well, we die-hard Pens fans are strange, strange Creatures.