A little note for the coach.

Dear Therrien,

Please STOP scratching Goose and Halbert (when healthy), and playing Doucher and Manorexia. They make me want to puke from nervousness everytime they are on the ice together. Goose and Halbert are about a million times better then Doucher and Manorexia. Praising your point-leading defencemen shouldn't involve scratching him.

Oh and on the powerplay, switch Whitney and Tanger's point so they can do one timers. That's for Mike Yeo, but just thought I would mention it.

Thank you,

Letude.