From Russia with love.

As we all know...

-Ovechkin and Malkin don't exactly see eye to eye anymore. That's no secret. This game should be interesting. I plan on counting how many times Ovechkin charges at Malkin and tries relentlessly to kill him.





-On a more interesting note now that Semin the professional bongo player has put his 2-cents in about how there is "nothing special" about Sid, and "a dead piece of wood" could get paid 10 million as long as he sells, things should heat up a little more.

-I would love to inform Semin that the love of his life Ovechkin actually is the highest paid player in the league at a whopping 10 million a year, while Sid took a discount of 8.7 million, he indirectly jobbed Ovie. This could be the NHL's version of Lost in Translation. Whoever translated his statement should be fired since the Caps had to cover for his intelligent remarks.

-I just hope he doesn't mistake Jordie for a bongo drum like he did for his brother Marc. We all know now that Semin can't resist the oppurtunity to laid down some sick beats.

-Pretty much all I want to say about the game, I'll leave the jinxing up to Paul and Bobby.

P.S. Notes from last night

3 Stars...

3) Letang (!!!!!)
2) Crosby (duh)
1) Staal (finally)

-I wish Staal and Crosby could have tied for 1st so Cookie Monster could get a star, but I wouldn't strip Tanger. He led the team in TOI (over 25 minutes), had 1 assist, and an awesome defensive game.

-TK FINALLY got a goal, about damn time. Now if he could only score at home.

-If we wouldn't have won last night headband Hartnell getting a passer might have called for suicide, or at least a coma.

-Cappy v. Cappy last night was amazing. Sid showed Richards what's up, and Mikey went home crying.